1. Do you like bleu cheese?
A. I'll have bleu cheese . . . on my salad! I'll have bleu cheese . . . on my salad! We'll be doing alright with a salad so light . . . when I have I have bleu cheese on my salad! (Sing that to Blue Christmas.)
2. Coke or Pepsi?
A. Water. I don't drink soda anymore.
3. Do you own a gun?
A. Bang! Yes, I do. I know how to shoot it, too. But I prefer my camera to the gun if I am going to shoot something. I grew up in a rural area, I was shooting guns before I was eight years old. But I don't like to shoot them. I don't even like having one in the house.
4. Hot dogs or cheeseburgers?
A. Hot dog if it's an angus Weiner, cheeseburger if it's not.
5. What is your favorite type of food?
A. The kind that one eats. Otherwise, I don't know. I just eat stuff.
6. What do you drink in the morning?
A. Water. Heading toward a solid year with no tea, no soda, no nothing but water.
7. Can you do a 100 pushups?
A. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. No.
8. Do you have any tattoos?
A. I do not.
9. Do you wear glasses?
A. Yes.
10. Do you have any phobias?
A. Maybe a touch of atychiphobia and possibly elevatophobia. Fortunately, I do not have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
11. Do you have any piercings?
A. Both of my ears are pierced. Just one hole in each. I didn't need any more holes in my head.
12. Can you whistle?
A. I can. And do. Here's a story about whistling. One day I was walking the aisles in K-Mart looking for something. There were few people in the store. I was whistling. A female store employee came around the corner of the aisle, took one look at me, and said, "I thought you were a man!" and turned and walked off. Apparently whistling women were not on her radar.
13. Have you had any surgeries?
A. I have had numerous surgeries.
14. Do you like gambling?
A. I like to play the lottery sometimes.
15. Do you like to dance?
A. I love to dance. Unfortunately, I do not dance well. So I just dance by myself in my house.
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