Thursday, May 21, 2026
Thursday Thirteen #960
Thursday, May 14, 2026
Thursday Thirteen
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Sources
SNAP‑Ed Connection: Strawberries
Clemson Extension / Home & Garden Information Center: Strawberry history & naming
Michigan State University Extension: Strawberry plant science facts
Encyclopaedia Britannica: Strawberry (Fragaria) overview
Thursday, May 07, 2026
Thursday Thirteen
Thursday, April 30, 2026
Thursday Thirteen
Because I am currently out of ideas, and because I don't want to ask AI, I present to you -
My Facebook Feed!
1. A map of the drought in my area, courtesy of WDBJ but on a friend's post.
2. A story about some guy who watched 2000 episodes of Wheel of Fortune to discover that 15% of men who didn't use lovely adjectives to describe their wives during game play ended up divorced.
3. A story about Pam Bondi testifying - or not testifying - on the Epstein files. The story was poorly written, and I left it not knowing if she testified or not.
4. Pictures and information about somebody named MrBeast who appeared on Wednesday night's Survivor episode. I don't have a clue who MrBeast is.
5. This note from author Sharon McCrumb: "April 30th ~ This is Beltane eve, when in British folklore the veil between the worlds is said to be thin (it's the spring equivalent of Halloween), and the fairy folk ride out, taking prisoners of anyone who dares to watch them pass. Be careful out there."
6. A notice about the local farmer's market reopening on Saturday.
7. A mention from someone in Eagle Rock that their Little Free Library has been restocked.
8. Pictures of a friend's daughter's wedding that took place in Kentucky.
9. This little English Lit meme:
10. A friend posting "PRAISE THE LORD ITS RAINING" apparently yesterday, when it actually did rain a little.
11. An article from The Roanoke Times asking the very appropriate question: "The United States is less reliant on foreign oil than at times in the past. Why, then, have gasoline prices gone through the roof at America’s pumps?"
12. Another larger drought map that shows the drought all up and down the east coast.
13. And of course, it wouldn't be my feed if there wasn't something a little political on it:
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Thursday, April 23, 2026
Thursday Thirteen
11. Custom 1982 Gibson Les Paul. This is her favorite electric, full of weight and sustain.
Thursday, April 16, 2026
Thursday Thirteen #955
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Thursday Thirteen: Space Edition
Thursday, March 26, 2026
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Thursday, March 19, 2026
Thursday Thirteen
1. In 1687, La Salle was killed. René‑Robert Cavelier, Sieur de La Salle, was a French explorer who claimed the Mississippi River basin for France and named it Louisiana. On his final expedition, after missing the river’s mouth by hundreds of miles, his exhausted and starving men mutinied and shot him. His death marked the collapse of France’s most ambitious North American colonial dream.
Thursday, March 12, 2026
Thursday Thirteen #950
Thursday, March 05, 2026
Thursday Thirteen
Thursday, February 26, 2026
Thursday Thirteen
Some things in the world show us that resilience is everywhere, even in people, and that no matter how hard, mean, dirty, or disgusting the world can be, life and love endure.
Thursday, February 19, 2026
Thursday Thirteen
1. “Blinded by the Light” – Manfred Mann’s Earth Band
For years, I heard it as “Wrapped up like an edition of the Roller in the night,” which honestly sounds like something out of a surreal 1970s magazine spread. The actual lyric is “revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night,” with “deuce” referring to a ’32 Ford coupe. Once you know that, the line finally makes sense — but the misheard versions are far more fun.
2. “Tiny Dancer” – Elton John
“Hold me closer, Tony Danza” has become a cultural touchstone. The real line is gentler and decidedly not about a sitcom star. The real line is "Hold me closer, tiny dancer."
3. “Bad Moon Rising” – Creedence Clearwater Revival
“There’s a bathroom on the right” is so common that Fogerty has leaned into it onstage. The real lyric warns of trouble, not plumbing. The real line is "There's a bad moon on the rise," although I have misheard it as "There's a bad moon on the right," myself.
4. “I Can See Clearly Now” – Johnny Nash
Many hear “I can see clearly now, Lorraine is gone,” as if poor Lorraine had been the problem all along. It’s the rain that’s gone, not a person. "I can see clearly now, the rain is gone," is the actual line.
Some listeners swear they hear “Kicking your cat all over the place.” It’s “can,” not “cat,” though the beat makes it easy to mishear. The actual line is "kicking your can all over the place."
The misheard “Like a surgeon” became so iconic that Weird Al turned it into a full parody. But it's really, "like a virgin."
7. “Africa” – Toto
The line about blessing the rains often morphs into “I miss the rains” or “I guess it rains,” depending on the listener’s expectations. The line is "I bless the rains down in Africa,"
8. “Every Time You Go Away” – Paul Young
“You take a piece of meat with you” is a surprisingly common mishearing. It’s “me,” not “meat,” though the vowel stretch invites confusion. "You take a piece of me with you," is the real line.
Some listeners hear “You can dance, you can die,” which gives the song an oddly ominous twist. The real lyric is “You can dance, you can jive,” but the bright delivery blurs “jive” just enough that the ear sometimes takes a darker detour.
The line about making it “or not” sometimes becomes “if we’re naked or not,” which is . . . a different kind of struggle.
A subtle one: some listeners add an extra “to” at the end of the final line, softening the urgency and changing the rhythm. The real lyric is “You better let somebody love you before it’s too late,” which lands more firmly without that extra syllable the ear wants to sneak in.
Debbie Harry’s rapid-fire delivery turns “man from Mars” into “men from bars” and “eating cars” into “eating corn” for many listeners.
That fleeting moment where it sounds like the mother might be the one who “killed a man” — an easy mishearing in the operatic swirl. The line is, "Momma, just killed a man," except the comma doesn't seem to make it into the song.










