Thursday, January 01, 2026
Thursday Thirteen
Thursday, December 25, 2025
Thursday Thirteen
Merry Christmas to you and yours! May your day be filled with love, comfort, and joy.
It's Christmas Day! I thought I'd go back to 1973, when I would have been 10 years old, and see what I might have found under the tree. (Confession: I really don't remember what I received that particular year, but it could have been some of these.)
1. Barbie with one new outfit - or maybe just an outfit.
2. A small set of plastic farm animals (because the real ones were outside)
3. Jacks or pick‑up sticks - I had both. I was very good at Jacks back in the day.
4. View‑Master with reels
5. 64‑count Crayola box
6. Paint‑by‑number kit
7. Spirograph set
8. Nancy Drew book
9. Diary with a tiny lock
10. Craft kit (potholder loops, embroidery floss, etc.)
11. Small AM radio
12. Cassette recorder
13. Warm gloves or mittens
How about you? Any idea what you might have received when you were 10 years old?
Thursday, December 18, 2025
Thursday 13
Freezing and Wining
A podcast pairing weather complaints with wine language, frozen desserts, and mild absurdity.
1. Crisis Coco - Emergency weather whining, paired with Chardonnay and a frozen hot chocolate situation that defeats the point. Includes existential angst stirred in with a whisk.
2. Storm Cellar Stories - Exaggerated storm memories, paired with Syrah and rocky road ice cream. Optional side note: includes dramatic reenactments using a hair dryer.
3. Almanac Apocalypse - The end of traditional weather forecasting after the collapse of the Farmer’s Almanac, paired with Cabernet Sauvignon and Neapolitan ice cream. Listener discretion: may include unsolicited conspiracy theories.
4. This Wind Has Notes of Hostility - Burgundy with dark chocolate gelato. With undertones of passive-aggressive sidewalk commentary.
5. Sunny but Structurally Cold - Sauvignon Blanc and lemon sorbet. Served with brief but intense eye-rolling at neighbors’ optimism.
6. The Forecast Overpromised - Rosé with strawberry sherbet. Includes a small panic about whether it will actually snow next week.
7. This Is a Full-Body Chill - Cabernet Sauvignon and espresso ice cream. Garnished with minor resentment toward your own coat.
8. The Sun Is Decorative Only - Riesling with mango sorbet. Pairs well with sighing at the audacity of a sunny day that offers no warmth.
9. Cold Enough to Make You Rethink Your Life Choices - Bordeaux and salted caramel ice cream. Also includes one regrettable decision made while shivering.
10. Snow That Refuses to Melt - Barolo with hazelnut gelato. Perfect for muttering poetic curses at the recalcitrant white stuff.
11. Wind Chill as a Personality - Syrah and dark chocolate ice cream. With subtle undertones of judging the entire street for leaving their trash bins out.
12. Why Is February So Long? - Zinfandel with cookies-and-cream ice cream. Served with a side of deep sighs and vague muttering about time dilation.
13. Spring Is Theoretical - Late Harvest Riesling and frozen chocolate cream pie. Pairs excellently with whispering sweet nothings to a calendar.
Thursday, December 11, 2025
Thursday Thirteen
I have decided to start a new business! It's insurance for mythological creatures. Here are some of the coverage plans:
1. Dragon Fire Liability Insurance - For when a sneeze, hiccup, or minor disagreement results in the total loss of a village.
2. Phoenix Rebirth Coverage - Handles nest destruction, wardrobe loss, and scorch‑related inconveniences during the fiery renewal cycle.
3. Unicorn Horn Repair & Replacement Plan - Covers chips, cracks, magical overuse, and unauthorized wizard borrowing.
4. Leprechaun Pot‑of‑Gold Loss Protection - For theft, misplacement, rainbow‑misalignment errors, and human meddling.
5. Mermaid Tail Injury & Scale‑Shedding Insurance - Protects against fin sprains, scale loss, coral abrasions, and unfortunate encounters with boat propellers.
6. Werewolf Transformation Liability Policy - Covers property damage, shredded clothing, and neighbor complaints during full‑moon episodes.
7. Fairy Wing Tear & Glitter Overuse Coverage - For wing rips, dust shortages, and accidental glitter contamination of human dwellings.
8. Giant Structural Damage Umbrella Policy - Handles unintentional stomping, leaning, sitting, or “just resting my elbow” incidents.
9. Vampire Sunlight Exposure & Coffin Replacement Plan - Covers coffin fires, smoke damage, and emergency blackout‑curtain installation.
10. Centaur Orthopedic & Horseshoe Plan - For back strain, hoof cracks, and long‑distance galloping injuries.
11. Troll Bridge‑Collapse Liability Insurance - Protects against structural failures caused by toll‑collecting, stomping, or goats with excessive determination.
12. Kraken Ship‑Entanglement Coverage - For tentacle‑related misunderstandings with maritime traffic.
13. Pegasus Flight Accident Insurance - Covers mid‑air collisions, cloud‑slip injuries, and lightning‑bolt interference.
And just for the holidays, we have a special running on the SANTA PLAN to cover airplane near misses, lost toys, reindeer hiccups, loose reins, bad GPS, cloud cover, and stains on red suits.
Happy Holidays!
Thursday, December 04, 2025
Thursday Thirteen
Thursday, November 27, 2025
Thursday Thirteen #935
Thursday, November 20, 2025
Thursday Thirteen
1. Marriage takes work, and you have to be willing to change with life as it comes. Nobody coasts for forty years. You adjust, or you don’t make it.
Thursday, November 13, 2025
Thursday Thirteen
1. We saw the Northern Lights Tuesday night. The sky above us looked like velvet, and over the top of the mountain ridge we could see green, white, and orange lights. I'm not sure the orange wasn't from the Bald Mountain fire, as that is the direction we were looking. Unfortunately, my iPhone doesn't have a night mode on it, and I didn't take out my good camera.
2. The lights were supposed to be visible Wednesday night as well, but the smoke from the fire was so heavy we couldn't open the door to go outside to look. The fire sparked up again today, along with some back-fires the firefighters were setting to try to control the burn. I think it's over 3000 acres now.
3. When I was writing for the newspaper, I covered a fire. That meant getting up close and personal with the orange flames. I hitched a ride with a Forest Service Ranger that I knew, and he let me out as close as he dared, which was pretty close. I could feel the heat, see the flames, and watch the men with their shovels and rakes.
4. One other time, I was close to a forest fire because my new husband was fighting it. I went to the grocery store and loaded the car up with bottled water to take the firefighters, and they let me drive the car close to the fire. That fire was in the Catawba area, a very long time ago. The firefighters appreciated the water.
5. Being a news reporter afforded me many opportunities for activities I might otherwise not have attempted. I seldom thought twice about going after a story when I was young. If it called for me to ride in a hot air balloon, up I went.
6. Once I went up in a small twin engine plane. I was gone for hours, and my husband had a fit when I told him where I'd been. But I'd been all over the county.
7. I also went into a burning house once that firefighters were training on. No mask, no gear, just my camera in hand, trying to get that great shot in black and white, because that was 1987 and that's what the paper printed in then. Somewhere I have this really great shot in black and white of an entire wall of flames, with a firefighter off to the side. I have no idea where that picture is, but it was a good one.
8. Other silly things I did while I was writing for the paper included taking long hikes just to talk to people, jumping in a ditch for a picture and nearly breaking my ankle, and driving down roads that I thought would surely lead to the ends of the earth before they came out somewhere.
9. I also stalked the sidelines at football games and prayed some linebacker didn't crash into me. Same for basketball games. Please don't let the point guard hit me, I would think as I clicked away, trying to get a shot for the paper.
10. I also once climbed up a ladder and onto a roof to interview a roofer while he worked. He kept roofing nails in his mouth, so it was hard for him to talk and work at the same time. I finally convinced him to take a break so he could tell me about his job. The nails, by the way, were in his mouth from habit, something he developed when he was a youngster learning the trade from his uncle.
11. Those days are behind me now. But that doesn't mean something like seeing the Northern Lights doesn't get me excited. It's a rare phenomenon for it to be so far south.
12. I also can be excited by the vast plumes of smoke that rose today from the forest fire. Mostly now, though, my concern is for my asthma and the health of others who have breathing problems.
13. There are plenty of other things to be excited about: read up on Comet Atlas, for one. It's been hard to find good information on that with NASA shut down as part of the government, but I'm hoping that will be rectified soon.
Thursday, November 06, 2025
Thursday Thirteen
Thursday, October 30, 2025
Thursday Thirteen
Spooky Short Stories for the Threshold of Halloween
1. “The Lottery” by Shirley JacksonA sunlit village gathers for its annual ritual, one that is cheerful, ordinary, and horrifying. Jackson’s masterpiece of social horror exposes the violence lurking beneath tradition.
Read online (XpressEnglish)
2. “The Yellow Wallpaper” by Charlotte Perkins Gilman
A woman confined for “rest” begins to see movement in the wallpaper. A descent into madness—or a haunting critique of domestic repression and medical gaslighting.
Read online (Project Gutenberg)
A murderer insists on his sanity, but the sound of a beating heart beneath the floorboards betrays him. Guilt becomes a rhythmic torment in Poe’s classic.
Read online (PoeStories.com)
A cursed talisman grants three wishes, but with cruel irony. A meditation on grief, fate, and the danger of tampering with the unknown.
Read online (Project Gutenberg)
In the catacombs beneath carnival revelry, a man exacts revenge brick by brick. Poe’s tale of betrayal and buried secrets chills with its calm cruelty.
Read online (PoeStories.com)
A couple decides to extend their stay past Labor Day only to find that the locals grow strange. A quiet dread builds as the landscape turns hostile.
Read online (PDF)
A utopian city thrives, but at a terrible cost. Le Guin’s philosophical fable asks what we’re willing to sacrifice for comfort, and who bears the burden.
Read online (PDF)
A Southern woman clings to the past and to something more disturbing. Gothic decay and denial culminate in a macabre revelation.
Read online (PDF)
A woman receives news of her husband’s death and tastes freedom, albeit briefly. A haunting twist turns liberation into tragedy.
Read online (Owl Eyes)
A mother worries about her son’s unruly classmate, until the truth emerges. Domestic absurdity masks a darker reflection of childhood and denial.
Read online (PDF)
In a dystopia of enforced equality, beauty and brilliance are punished. A rebel rises—and is swiftly crushed. Satirical, eerie, and disturbingly relevant.
Read online (PDF)
A teenage girl meets a stranger who knows too much. Inspired by true crime, this story simmers with psychological menace and seductive dread.
Read online (PDF)
A young man checks into a cozy bed-and-breakfast. The tea is warm, the pets are still, and the guestbook never changes. Dahl’s tale is quietly terrifying.
Read online (PDF)
Thursday, October 23, 2025
Thursday Thirteen #930
Thursday, October 16, 2025
Thursday Thirteen
1. The other morning, my husband asked Alexa the temperature. She said it was 13 degrees. He argued with her that she was wrong, but she insisted that the temperature was right for this time of year. I asked her if she was using Celsius or Fahrenheit; she said Celsius. I told her to use Fahrenheit from now on. This morning, at 6 a.m., when we asked her the temperature, she said it was 56 degrees and sunny. The sun had not yet risen, and it was quite dark outside with a bit of a breeze. We are blaming the government shutdown, but I don't know.
2. In the late 1970s, I think about 1979, actually, we had snow on October 10. I remember it vividly because that's the earliest snow in my lifetime. It was actually thunder snow. A great big rumble of thunder shook my parents' house, and then it poured snow. Pretty amazing, actually.
3. Another big weather event in my lifetime was the Flood of 1985. This will be the 40th anniversary of that flood, which wiped out not only parts of Roanoke but also communities here in my county, Eagle Rock and Buchanan, both of which lie along the mighty James River. It also flooded anything along Tinker Creek, including an area of the county known as Cloverdale. Here's a video about it:










