Here's something I haven't done in a while - a list of things on my desk.
1. My asthma inhaler. I keep one at my desk, one by the bed, one by the chair in the living room, one in the kitchen, and one in my purse. Some of them are out of date but I hang on to them until they are *really* out of date. They are expensive and if I'm going to have that many sitting around, I need to hold on to the expired ones.
2. A tin whistle. A friend gave me this for Christmas. I can play two octaves of scale on it, all of the normal learning songs like "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" and even "Do Re Me" from The Sound of Music. Well, sort of.
3. A harmonica. I bought it at Cracker Barrel some time ago and occasionally pull it out and mess with it. I like to play "Big Rock Candy Mountain" on it.
4. A printed calendar. I used to print one that came from Microsoft 2003 Outlook, which I used for about two decades, and then suddenly the program stopped working (thank you Windows update). Now I use Google Calendar, which syncs with my phone calendar. But unlike the old Outlook calendar, which would print from whatever day I wanted, the Google Calendar only prints a month. My solution has been to draw a line through the weeks as they occur, even if I have to print a new calendar because of lots of changes, just so I can glance at it and see where I am. I also have a calendar hanging on the wall that I can simply glance up to see. Apparently, I have trouble knowing what day it is.
5. Extra Sugar Free Bubble Gum. This has become my go-to for trying not to eat, as well as for helping with sweet cravings. It's a little annoying to me that I am chewing this because it has aspartame in it and I've spent years trying to avoid that stuff. It's probably not good for me, but most things aren't by the time one passes over the 60 mark.
6. A note reminding me what I expect from government (federal, state, and local). It says, "Regulate Business. Provide a Basic Social Safety Net. Promote Infrastructure. Protect Civil Rights." That's it. Four things. Why is that so hard and so divisive?
7. Several Sharpie markers. I use them to mark through the weeks on the aforementioned printed calendar, among other things.
8. A fake Rubik's cube. I bought this over the summer, solved one side, sat it down, looked up the "answer" to solving it, decided I was too old to mess with it anymore, and every now and then I mess it up and solve one side again.
9. A book titled, Little Green Men, Meowing Nuns and Head-Hunting Panics: A Study of Mass Psychogenic Illness and Social Delusion. I do not have it to better understand the current state of society, although perhaps it might be enlightening, but instead because my great aunt is quoted in the book. The incident is called the Mad Gasser of Botetourt County, and my great aunt Ruth, and my great uncle Roy, were both witnesses to the incident. Only Aunt Ruth is quoted in the book. My great-great grandparents are also mentioned.
10. My "writer's notebook," which is a smallish notebook where I write down lines I like, thoughts that seem important at the time, and similar notions. I tend not to note where I found whatever I write down, but one will find things such as, "a cheap imitation of love," or "hurricanes are tornadoes that last hours and hours and drown you." Sometimes I have strange things written down, such as "mouth farts," which I assume must refer to a burp. Sometimes I have questions, such as, "Where is the doorway to yesterday's secrets?"
11. Six dictionaries and two thesauruses, the Associated Press Stylebook and The Chicago Manual of Style (15th edition). The last one is seriously out of date; Chicago's latest version is the 18th edition. Do I use them? Sometimes. It is easier though, to simply type in a word and learn its meaning now, especially when it comes to modern slang, and there's also thesaurus.com to help with that. Computers make people lazy, but at least I know how to find something when the internet eventually goes down.
12. A bottle of Elmer's Glue. Sometimes, I break things. Not intentionally, of course, but I have been known to drop something. A little Elmer's fixes it right up.
13. A magnifying glass. My eyeglasses are at the highest magnification they can be at without augmenting them in some fashion or another. Enough said about that!
What's on your desk?
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