Things I’m Tired of Pretending I Like
1. Group conversations of any kind. I don’t need multiple people talking at me at once, in person or on a screen.
2. Scented anything. If it’s not the smell of cookies baking, I don’t want it in my house or on my person.
3. Apps that think they know better than I do. Autoplay, autosync, autocorrect. It's all just auto‑nonsense.
4. Coffee. I’ve tried. I still think it tastes like burnt dirt. I’m also pretty sure the last latte I had gave me gallstones.
5. Autumn orange everywhere. Pumpkins look great as jack‑o‑lanterns, but they don’t belong in spice, lotion, candles, or anything else pretending to be festive.
6. German chocolate cake. I know it says it’s chocolate, but it doesn’t do much for me. It's a little bitter or something.
7. Tech updates that rearrange everything. I didn’t ask for a scavenger hunt. Why do my browsers have to update every other day?
8. People who say “I’ll circle back” or "I'll call you later." Just say you’re not doing it.
9. Animals. Yes, puppies are cute. Kittens are adorable. A little baby calf clicking its heels in the field is lovely. But they all shed dander and make me sneeze. They're nice to look at but I don't want them near me. (And yes, I know, I live on a farm.)
10. Loud noises. Sudden bangs, blaring TVs, people who shout instead of talk, fireworks, etc. My nerves are not built for any of it.
11. Social events that require “mingling.” I prefer conversations that don’t feel like speed dating.
12. Fancy kitchen gadgets. A knife and a pan do 90% of the work anyway.
13. The idea that everyone must love summer. Some of us are happier when the humidity stops trying to kill us.
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