Recently, we've been seeing a commercial for, um, body deodorant.
The advertisement specifically mentions it as a deodorant for your butt.
If you google this, you will find some people call this a scam, and perhaps it is. I've not made a purchase to find out and have no plans to do so.
What intrigued me were the statistics in the ad.
After a shower, butt odor is 0/10. But it's 6/10 by the end of the day. Unless, of course, you're using the deodorant. Then it's still 0/10 for odor.
Who determined this?
How did they determine this?
Is there a chief butt sniffer? A team of butt sniffers?
Whose butts are they sniffing?
Are they paid by the hour or by the sniff?
Are there people who walk the streets with a sign offering payment for butt sniffing?
Do they offer couples free trials of the deodorant for morning and evening sniffs, along with a questionnaire for ratings?
Have they invented a smelling robot, or is there someone sticking their nose up people's butts to smell them at certain times of the day?
Inquiring minds want to know how this statistic is achieved.
(And then I ran across this . . .)
Dogs, especially hound dogs, are especially good at sniffing butts. And they wouldn't even have to pay them, just feed them and let them run after racoons once in awhile.
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