Sunday Stealing

5 Things I Have Never Done

1. I have never been atop the Empire State Building in New York City whilst in the arms of a big gorilla, who swatted at airplanes as they buzzed by.

2. I have never (in real life) taken a sword to an orc and then thrust hither and yon in order to protect myself as I battled my way to Gondor so that Frodo might take the ring into the heart of Mordor to destroy it.

3. I have never strapped myself into a rocket and blasted off into out space, off to seek out new life, and new civilizations, boldly going where no woman has ever gone before.

4. I have never stapled my hand to a board and then walked around with the blood dripping out of my body, all the while carrying the board around with me as if I were totally unconcerned with my new body part.

5. I have never picked up a picnic table and turned it over. Oh wait. I did do that once. Hmm. Let's try again. I have never leapt over a tall building in a single bound, while wrapping my spider web from my body onto another building so that I might then fly like a bat all around Gotham City in the hunt for bad guys.

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