Here is a list of some weird items you can buy online, links included.
1. Mini Hand Squirrel – Tiny vinyl squirrel finger covers that turn your hand into a bizarre woodland creature. Find it here.
2. Rubber Chicken Purse – Make a fashion statement that says, “Yes, I am clucking fabulous.” Bonus: doubles as an impromptu comedy prop. Check it out.
3. Toilet Timer – Give your bathroom philosopher friends a subtle nudge. Sand runs out in five minutes, but existential pondering is forever. See it here.
4. Bacon Strip Bandages – Heal your wounds while making everyone question whether you’ve cooked yourself. Not edible, but undeniably hilarious. Get them here.
5. Anatomy Swimsuit – Science meets beachwear! Impress your fellow swimmers while deeply confusing lifeguards. Take a look.
6. Cat Tongue Brush – Want to bond with your cat like a real feline parent? This brush lets you groom them by “licking” them. Results may include deep regret. Find it here.
7. Urinal Shot Glasses – Because nothing makes taking a shot more appealing than miniature plumbing fixtures. Cheers? Check them out.
8. Handerpants – Underwear for your hands. Because traditional gloves were too mainstream. Fashion crime or genius invention? You decide. See them here.
9. Hot Dog Soap – Nothing says “refreshing” like rubbing a soap bar shaped like a meaty snack all over yourself. Try explaining this to house guests. Get it here.
10. Human Face Stress Balls – Squish away stress with these unsettlingly realistic face-shaped stress balls. Perfect for lighthearted therapy or creeping out co-workers. Find them here.
11. Shrek Toothpaste Cap – Every morning, the mighty Shrek emerges to bless your dental hygiene journey. Because brushing should be an ogre-sized adventure. Check it out.
12. Baguette Pillow – The dream of cuddling a loaf of bread is finally a reality! Perfect for the carb enthusiast who refuses to sleep in anything less than full French bakery luxury. See it here.
13. Throw Throw Burrito – A dodgeball card game where soft burritos become projectiles. Finally, a reason to pelt your loved ones with food without starting a family feud. Get it here.
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I love this whole list so much! I actually considered #6 as a gag gift for my friend Elaine until I saw the price point. We used to have a Giant Meatball Stress Ball at the card shop. I wanted to be there when someone bought it because I simply had to look into the eyes of someone who would spend $24.99 on this thing. Alas, I wasn't there the day it sold.
ReplyDeleteI love these types of things!
ReplyDeleteThrow Throw Burrito is actually quite fun to play!
ReplyDeleteI bet that was fun to discover. What will they think of next?
ReplyDeleteI went to look for #8, but it was no longer there. It's amazing the crazy things you can find. Some of these sound like the gag gifts my father and his brother used to exchange.
ReplyDeleteSome of these may or may not currently reside in my home...not sayin' which. :)
ReplyDeleteWe actually own Throw Throw Burrito, it's pretty fun, lol! Great list.
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