Halloween jokes -
What do birds chirp on Halloween? "Trick or tweet!"
Why do skeletons stay home on Halloween? Because they have no-body to go with.
Where do ghosts purchase Halloween candy? At the ghost-ery store!
What do owls say on October 31? "Happy Owl-ween!"
What do ghosts give out for trick-or-treat? Booberries!
Who did Frankenstein go to the Halloween party with? His ghoul friend.
What candy is never on time for the Halloween party? Choco-LATE!
What do witches put on their faces when they go out on Halloween? Mas-scare-a.
How does Bigfoot ask for candy? He doesn't. People see him and drop the bag.
What kind of pants do ghosts wear on Halloween? Boo jeans.
Why is spending Halloween with twin witches challenging? You never know which witch is which!
Why did the policeman give the ghost a ticket? It didn’t have a haunting license.
What is a ghost's favorite dessert? I-Scream!
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Ha ha. I'm going to run these by my grandsons. Boo to you too!
ReplyDeleteOMG! I'm sharing these! Thanks for the giggles. Happy Halloween!
ReplyDeletethe world needs more laughter! thanks
ReplyDeleteThese were terrific. Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteWe all need a good laugh these days.
This was fun. Thanks for the laughs.. we sure do need them lately!
ReplyDeleteThe choco LATE! I remember wondering about the exact date of Halloween when I went shopping in Singapore and bought chocolates, then found the chocolates were shaped like a ghost's eyes. It was September. Maybe the Singaporeans celebrate Halloween earlier than many of us.
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