Your Offer Ends Today
1. It takes more than a smile
2. We're kicking off a big-time sale
3. But your offer ends today.
4. October ushers in fall
5. All together now!
6. You're traditional with a splash of modern,
7. So don't miss out!
8. We're blowing the final whistle!
9. Your opinion counts,
10. But your offer ends today.
11. A surprise for you
12. Before it's too late
13. But your offer ends today.
*These are all spam/advertisement subject lines in my current email.*
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Thursday
Thirteen is played by lots of people; there is a list
here if
you want to read other Thursday Thirteens and/or play along. I've been playing
for a while and this is my 465th time
to do a list of 13 on a Thursday.
Oh, I thought you were going to let us vote at the end and get it over with! That's how the presidential race feels. Tense and urgent.
ReplyDeleteIf I could have the election over and done with today, I surely would. Tense and urgent are good words to describe it.
DeleteVery poetic! My T13
ReplyDeleteThanks. Poems are everywhere. Even in spam.
DeleteI read it as poetry. You handle spam so well. :)
ReplyDeleteThank you!
DeleteI'm only responding to this because time's running out.
ReplyDeleteThat's because the offer ends today!
DeleteI don't get spam anymore....what happened? lol
ReplyDeleteYou must have a very good spam blocker!
DeleteThere are A lot of sellers out there desperate to sell you something, RIGHT NOW!! Lol. rlavalette , that is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteIndeed. Apparently our tomorrows are all quite limited.
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