Sunday Stealing: The Dirty Dozen

From Sunday Stealing

The Dirty Dozen Meme

Stolen from: The Archives

1. This weather is really . . . like a three-year old boy throwing a temper tantrum because he lost his favorite toy truck.

2. You think you've seen it all, you should see me . . . walking through an April forest, my eyes alight with Spring and the beauty of the trillium and may apples.

3. I'm sure you would still love me even if . . . you found out that I am as scarred and battered as a beat-up ol' 1963 pick-up truck.

4. I think I have finally realized . . . that joy is not found in shopping bags.

5. Since the last time we linked up . . . I have worked hard at my physical therapy, attended a government meeting, seen a chiropractor, and lost two pounds.

6. I get super embarrassed . . . when all eyes are on me as I stand in front of a group of stuffed shirts who are only thinking of themselves.

7. I really thought by now . . . the world's people would have figured out how to be humane and more like a Star Trek episode than a cruel and vicious dump for humanity.

8. If I thought no one would read it, I would write about . . . the secret thumpings of my heart and the pulsing of my blood rushing in my ears when my passion calls my name.

9. I knew I was in the wrong place . . . when the guy offered me drugs and the world turned sideways and upside down, and the buildings began to walk on water.

10. I am so not above . . . cleaning the toilets at my house.

11. Let's pretend . . . that Jeremiah was a bullfrog, and happy creatures are dancing on the lawn.

12. Just you wait . . . until I get my mojo back. Then you'll all be wondering just who you've been reading all of this time.