More In the News . . .
1. Scientist Predict Doom but are Optimists About It
2. Federal Meat Head Resigns
3. Supreme Court Ponders Executing Innocent Person
4. Women's Whine and Cheese Party Set
5. Spay/Neuter Clinic Set for Low-Income Families
6. Homicide Victims Rarely Talk to Police
7. Travel by Ship Eliminates Jet Lag
8. New Dishwashers Leave Plates Clean Enough to Eat Off
9. Federal Openness Workshop Closed to Public
10. New Sick Policy Requires 2-Day Notice
11. Doctor: New Execution Drug Risky to Inmate
12. Parents Keep Kids Home to Protest School Closure
13. Starvation Can Lead to Health Hazards
Thursday
Thirteen is played by lots of people; there is a list
here. I've
been playing for a while and this is my 284th time to do a list of 13 on a
Thursday.
Just stopped by to see what your blog was up to today.
ReplyDeleteI think there's a good reason why oxymoron has the word moron in it! We live in such a twisted world. I love to try to wrap my mind around it.
ReplyDeleteFederal Meat Head Resigns.
ReplyDelete*snort*
Sure, that was unintentional. Riiiight...!
I did a post about the news, too. I like the headline about dishwashers and clean dishes.
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Enjoyed them. Whatever happened to journalism ;-)
ReplyDeleteIt's enough to make you shake your head, and yet I can see how some of these might actually make sense.
ReplyDeleteHomicide Victims Rarely Talk to Police? That had to crack me up, I admit.
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Haha...those headlines are hilarious, Anita! Are they for real? This reminds me of a headline in our paper when I was around nineteen or so: "Pamlico Farmers Hear Potato Talk." I wrote a tongue-in-cheek letter to the editor asking why more people weren't informed about these talking potatoes! Imagine the possibilities, the people who would flock to our town to hear these talking potatoes! I was amazed when they actually printed my letter. I still have it somewhere. :-)
ReplyDeleteGotta love those headlines that make you unsure whether to laugh or cry. Excellent T13!
ReplyDeleteGood gravy there is a lot of stupid and not a lot of proofreading out there...
ReplyDeleteI'm a weird headline collector myself. Enjoyed these very much. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteHow can we be optimistic about doom? ;p
ReplyDelete#5 and #6 are my two favorites. Thank you for the smile when I could use one.
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