Sunday Stealing

Sunday Stealing

1. Does love come from the brain, the heart or elsewhere?

A. It comes from endorphins and pheromones that trigger the brain.

2. Have you ever given a shot?

A. Only to cows.

3. Can you lick your elbow? (Come on, didja try?)

A. No, I can't, nor did I try.

4. If I was going to be talking to you for 10 minutes, what would be something really interesting you know a little bit about but would like to know more?

A. Well, since I don't know what *you* know, that would be rather difficult to ascertain as to what you could tell me. So first I would have to ask what you might be interested in and could share information about. Now, if you were dressed as a mail person, say, then I would talk to you about your job as I'd like to know more about delivering mail. 

5. What do you think of the Sopranos?

A. I don't think of them ever. I never watched the show.

6. Have you ever had a crush on your teacher?  How about your boss?

A. Yes, I have had crushes on teachers. I don't recall ever having a crush on a boss.

7. Have you ever seen a movie in 3D?

A. Maybe when I was quite young. I could not watch one now; they trigger migraines.

8. How difficult do you think it is for immigrants to come into your country?

A. Very difficult.

9. Do you have what it takes to go live in another country, maybe for years, where you don't speak the language as your first language?

A. No. I only know muy poco espanol and I'm not much on change. Obviously if I had to go live elsewhere, I would do my best.

10. Have you ever died in your dreams?

A. Yes, I have. It usually wakes me up.

11. What book should our political leaders read and why?

A. Apparently, none of them have read any of George Orwell's books, like 1984 or Animal Farm. Nor have they read Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury. Perhaps they should go all the way back to the beginning of the country's origins and pick up a copy of Thomas Paine's Common Sense.

12. What is your favorite glass object?

A. The touch-on lamp beside my bed.

13. Do you like to window shop?

A. Not particularly. I don't even like scrolling around online trying to find things.

14. Are you more likely to buy one really nice expensive outfit or a couple of cheap outfits?

A. It would depend on what it was for. Lounging around the house? Cheap outfits. Going out of the home to work? More expensive, preferably something I could wear with multiple other things, like a really nice reversible pants suit or something.

15. If you could, would you wear everything once, throw it out and buy something new?

A. No, that's wasteful. I wear stuff out before I replace it.

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