Sunday Stealing

Sunday Stealing

1. What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed?

A. Let's go with a gorgon. I can think of lots of folks whose hearts are already stone, so the rest of them may as well match, don't cha think?

2. What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence?

A. Guns and other weapons of war.

3. What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

A. I don't visit other people that much, so this is a hard one. My great aunt had a huge collection of salt and pepper shakers - it took up the entire garage/patio area. I'll go with that.

4. What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?

A. Child.

5. What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal?

A. Logically and in the current climate, the answer is birth control, but I can foresee a day when even breathing is illegal if you haven't paid the appropriate corporation for the right to do so.

6. What are some of the nicknames you have for customers or coworkers?

A. I don't have coworkers. Or customers, for that matter. 

7. If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called?

A. Smooth creamy stuff (unless it's chunky, then it would be called chunky stuff).

8. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?

A. I have no idea. Gone with the Wind?

9. What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?

A. Buy one dozen rotten eggs and get a second one free!

10. What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?

A. Hasenpfeffer. 

11. What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?

A. I don't think that would be funny in an situation. Sorry.

12. What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?

A. None of them. Horses are scary.

13. What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?

A. Condoms and KY Jelly, I suppose. But really, wouldn't a cashier not be uncomfortable with anything sold in the store after a while? After all, it's just stuff.

14. What is something that you just recently realized that you are embarrassed about that you didn’t realize earlier?

A. I have no idea.

15. What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with?

A. Arm wrestling, checkers, poker, football (or soccer), darts.

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