Sunday Stealing
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
A. My face. I save my ass for last.
2. What colour is your favourite hoodie?
A. I don't wear hoodies.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
A. Yes, since that was my husband.
4. Do you plan outfits?
A. Not usually.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
A. I'm mad, upset, and frustrated because my dishwasher for well over a month has apparently been seeping water into the kitchen cabinets and under the parquet flooring (hardwood flooring) and now we have major water damage that I just discovered when I was making tea at 7:15 a.m.
6. What’s the closest thing to you that's red?
A. A paperback Webster's dictionary.
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
A. I dreamed last night that I was trying to explain to someone what a guitalele is and why I was playing it.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
A. I met the Lowe's delivery people when they brought out the new dishwasher (I had already known I needed to replace the dishwasher, I just didn't know it was leaking all over everything. So it had already been ordered.)
9. What are you craving right now?
A. Chocolate.
10. Do you floss?
A. Yes.
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
A. Soup.
12. Are you emotional?
A. Terribly so. And these questions are making me cry so much that my keyboard is going to break because it is now waterlogged like my kitchen floor.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
A. Yes.
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
A. I don't eat ice cream. I eat frozen yogurt but I like it a little melted.
15. Do you like your hair?
A. It's okay. I call it "soft white" like a GE light bulb.
16. Do you like yourself?
A. No, and as far as I know I never have.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
A. If he was paying.
18. What are you listening to right now?
A. The sound of the fans in the kitchen as we try to dry out the wet floor and cabinets, the sound of my fingers on the keys of my computer keyboard as I answer this, and the sound of my tears falling because I'm so terribly emotional a la question #12.
19. Are your parents strict?
A. I am too old for that to matter anymore.
20. Would you go sky diving?
A. Yes, preferably without a parachute.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
A. No.
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
A. I've met a lot of politicians who are famous, so I suppose so.
23. Do you rent movies often?
A. I didn't know anybody rented movies anymore.
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
A. I am not into sparkly. I don't think there's anything sparkly in my house.
25. How many countries have you visited?
A. Four.
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
A. Yes, when I was young.
27. Ever been on a train?
A. Yes.
28. Brown or white eggs?
A. I don't care.
29. Do you have a cell-phone?
A. Yes. Were these questions written in 1989 or something?
30. Do you use Chap Stick?
A. I use Burt's Bee Lip Moisturizer.
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"I save my ass for last" sounds like a lyrics to a drinking song, or maybe the end of a dirty limerick.
ReplyDeleteSorry your Sunday got off to such a hectic and distressing start. I mean, making tea should be a pretty peaceful activity.
Ass for last. lol And, that IS terrible about the floor damages, as water where it shouldn't be -on parquet floors- is the nastiest thing to find. Remember, "This too shall pass." Because it will....
ReplyDeleteAbout liking oneself. Your hubby adores you. Trust him. It's ok to like yourself because you have done a heck of a lot of good in the world after having survived your childhood. That question sort of made me stumble, too.
Thanks for the chuckles (ass for last) and I'm really sorry your day started like it did with water damage!! Yikes!
ReplyDeleteI love your sense of humor! I’m so sorry about the floor. I totally understand since I was in the shower and lost all water! Nothing like being naked and soapy and late for work to piss you off! Sometimes the only thing that helps is a good cry... I’ve my share, usually driving while crying. It’s the place I’m alone and not really seen. You should like yourself, I think you are nice, I like you! If that means anything. You are smart, kind and funny my kind of friend! We share a few things in common (personal) too. I love Burt’s Bee’s lip Moisturizer... it makes #3 better .. no matter who it was!!
ReplyDeleteI am so jealous of all ya'll going to all of these countries! That is just so awesome! I have seriously never been anywhere but different states in the U.S. Maybe someday.
ReplyDeleteI absolutely died laughing when I read your #1...I save my ass for last...hahahahaha. Love it and loved all your answers!
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Re #29....it may well have been. I just steal 'em, I don't analyze 'em. But believe it or not there ARE people in the world...even in this country...who do not have a cell phone.
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