Thursday Thirteen

Amazon Alexa Jokes - So Bad They're Funny


1. What do you call a sleepy woodsman?  A slumberjack!

2. What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't curium, and you can't helium, you might as well barium.

3. Why didn't the penguin trust his flight instructor? He was kind of a dodo.

4. Why do zombies make such excellent golfers?  They really know their way around a corpse.

5. How does Spock make his favorite dessert? With a Jello mindmold!

6. A giraffe walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long neck?"

7. What did the DJ say to the vegetable farmer? Lettuce turnip the beet!

8. Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.

9. Why do bananas drive muscle cars? They love to peel out!

10. How do you win over a chocolate lover? Keep some Twix up your sleeves.

11. What time was it when the little horse lost the bet? Time to pony up!

12. How do coffee beans say goodbye? See you later percolator!

13. What do you call a baseball player who chews sunflower seeds? The designated spitter.

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