Sunday Stealing: A to Z

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A to Z Meme

A) What does the last text you sent say? And to whom?

A. I don't text. However, I do email to people who receive my emails as texts on their phones (you can do that for free, in case you didn't know). The last one of those I sent says, "Looks great to me" and it was to a friend.

B) What does the last text you received say? And from whom?

A. From same friend: "Trying to do a flattering caricature."

C) What time do you wake up most mornings?

A. 6:15 a.m.

D) Are you afraid of walking alone at night?

A. Depends on where I am.

E) What do you do to relax at the end of a stressful day?

A. Read, watch TV, or just go to bed.

F) Where did your last kiss take place and with whom?

A. My husband, today, in the living room.

G) Do/did you get into trouble a lot at school?

A. I am sure I was in more trouble than my folks thought.

H) Do you enjoy your job? If unemployed, are you content being so?

A. I am not working at the moment and no, I am not overly happy about it.

I) Do you often pick up on double entendres and innuendos?

A. How do you define "often"?

J) Have you ever been offered drugs but declined?

A. Yes.

K) Have you ever met someone who has completely altered your way of thinking?

A. Yes.

L) Have you ever been offered drugs and accepted?

A. Yes.

M) Tell us something weird that turns you on.

A. No clue how to answer this one. I'm pretty much a prude.

N) When did someone last admit romantic or sexual feelings for you? Was the feeling mutual?

A. That would be my husband of 33 years and yes, it is mutual.

O) What is something you have given a lot of thought to lately?

A. Whether the sofa would be on the left side or the right side of the room, and whether it would it smell.

P) When did you last swallow your beliefs to avoid an argument or confrontation?

A. I refrain from speaking on many occasions.

Q) Do you usually initiate hugs?

A. Yes. I ask for them if I want one and know the person well enough to feel comfortable making said request.

R) Are you a very affectionate person?

A. I am a bit reserved but if you are someone I know and love, then I am very affectionate towards you.

S) Can you roll your own cigarettes?

A. I don't smoke so I am not sure why this would be a skill I would need.

T) What are you looking forward to?

A. My husband is going away with his mother soon to visit her relatives. While I will miss him, I will not miss the dirt he brings in with him every evening. I am looking forward to a clean house for a few days.

U) Do you have any tattoos. Do you want any/more?

A. No and no.

V) Are you mentally strong?

A. I don't think so but I have friends who tell me I am the strongest person they know. So I suppose that is a matter of perception.

W) Are you physically strong?

A. No. I think we all agree on that.

X) Do you think you’re a good person?

A. I do my best to be.

Y) Name one thing you wish you could change about your life right now.

A. I would be healthier and not in pain.

Z) What do you usually eat for breakfast?

A. It varies from oatmeal to egg to nothing at all.

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