Sunday Stealing: Crazy

From Sunday Stealing

Crazy Random Twenty Meme

1. Have you ever demolished a wall or building?

A. I have put a fist through a wall. And yes, it hurt, and I wouldn't advise it.

2. If you and a friend both wanted the same thing would you let the friend get it first?

A. I would let my friend have it.

3. Have you ever argued over who should pay for something?

A. My friends and I sometimes banter back and forth over whose turn it is to pay what, but we don't argue about it.

4. Do you have any family heirlooms?

A. My most treasured heirloom is a pair of scissors that belonged to my great-great-grandmother. According to the story, she was sewing near a window when a storm came up. Lightning struck and knocked the scissors out of her hand. They are the best pair of scissors ever.

5. Are you related or distantly related to anyone famous?

A. No, we're just a bunch of peasants.

6. What's your favorite ocean?

A. Old Man Kelsey's Ocean.

7. Do you correct people's mistakes?

A. Apparently I do, since I put in a missing apostrophe in "people" in that question.

8. Have you ever helped out an injured animal?

A. I took my dog to the vet when she was sick. Does that count?

9. Do you throw bread for the ducks?

A. No. The ducks can make their own bread.

10. Do you think babies are little bundles of joy or smelly noisy things?

A. I am having a rough day and I'm not sure you really want my opinion on this question.

11. Do you give money to buskers?

A. I don't even know what a busker is. OK, I looked it up. A street performer. I live on a farm in a rural area. We don't have buskers. We have groundhogs. You want me to give money to groundhogs?

12. Do you ever forward or reply to chain mails?

A. No, I think they are cruel and vicious, and it makes me angry when someone sends me one.

13. Do you often have a tune in your head you can't name?

A. No.

14. Has anyone ever approached you thinking you were someone else?

A. Not in a long time.

15. Have you ever starred in an amateur or professional video?

A. Just the ones I have made that are youtube, like the rest of the world. You can see me playing Scarborough Fair on my guitar here.

16. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

A. I've chaired a couple of groups and I am mistress of my domain. Does that count?

17. If you were ruler of your own country what would you call it?

A. The Land of Odd

18. And what title would you give yourself?

A. Empress of Odd 

19. If you invented a monster what would you call it?

A. Fred. 

20. And what features would it have?

A. One eye, one horn, one ear, could fly, would eat people, and would be purple. It would gobble up itsy bitsy tiny weeny yellow polka dot bikinis and spit them back out.
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