Thursday Thirteen

I know it's Thanksgiving. But I am offering up something different. Here are 13 things that would be different if women ruled the world!

1. No combustion engines. Come on, you know women would create something that runs cleaner and doesn't require oil and grease.

2. Rounded curves on appliances. Instead of corners we'd have smooth surfaces that didn't cut into you when you ran into them.

3. Lawn mowers that start without a lot of upper body strength. Any woman who has ever tried to pull the handle on those pull-start mowers knows what I'm talking about. You need to be a weight lifter to make those things run.

4. Regulations against chest hair. Instead of laws about going topless, of course. And definitely no hairy backs!

5. Chocolate at every meal. It wouldn't just be a treat anymore!

6. Faces without makeup would be quite acceptable, thank you. So would hairy legs.

7. Smaller, lighter tools that actually worked (not just the "toy-like" tools that some places offer up as an option for women. And they wouldn't be in pink, either.).

8. Computer games without extreme violence. Something more along the lines of the old Kings Quest or something. Or more puzzle games and brain games.

9. Less bloodshed. Women don't like gore and gross things, plus war is just so last millennium. Let's move on, shall we?

10. Those stirrups at the OB-GYN office would be padded, adjustable and warm. And the GYN would always have small hands.

11. No more jokes about the time of the month, mood swings, menopause, etc.

12. Viagra would be banned. Actually it probably would never have been invented; that effort instead would have gone toward better vibrators.

13. Perfume that smells good to women because they like the smell of it, not because they think men like it.

This could go one forever; thank goodness it's a Thursday Thirteen!


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