Thursday Thirteen

I have decided to start a new business! It's insurance for mythological creatures. Here are some of the coverage plans:

1. Dragon Fire Liability Insurance - For when a sneeze, hiccup, or minor disagreement results in the total loss of a village.

2. Phoenix Rebirth Coverage - Handles nest destruction, wardrobe loss, and scorch‑related inconveniences during the fiery renewal cycle.

3. Unicorn Horn Repair & Replacement Plan - Covers chips, cracks, magical overuse, and unauthorized wizard borrowing.

4. Leprechaun Pot‑of‑Gold Loss Protection - For theft, misplacement, rainbow‑misalignment errors, and human meddling.

5. Mermaid Tail Injury & Scale‑Shedding Insurance - Protects against fin sprains, scale loss, coral abrasions, and unfortunate encounters with boat propellers.

6. Werewolf Transformation Liability Policy - Covers property damage, shredded clothing, and neighbor complaints during full‑moon episodes.

7. Fairy Wing Tear & Glitter Overuse Coverage - For wing rips, dust shortages, and accidental glitter contamination of human dwellings.

8. Giant Structural Damage Umbrella Policy - Handles unintentional stomping, leaning, sitting, or “just resting my elbow” incidents.

9. Vampire Sunlight Exposure & Coffin Replacement Plan - Covers coffin fires, smoke damage, and emergency blackout‑curtain installation.

10. Centaur Orthopedic & Horseshoe Plan - For back strain, hoof cracks, and long‑distance galloping injuries.

11. Troll Bridge‑Collapse Liability Insurance - Protects against structural failures caused by toll‑collecting, stomping, or goats with excessive determination.

12. Kraken Ship‑Entanglement Coverage - For tentacle‑related misunderstandings with maritime traffic.

13. Pegasus Flight Accident Insurance - Covers mid‑air collisions, cloud‑slip injuries, and lightning‑bolt interference.

And just for the holidays, we have a special running on the SANTA PLAN to cover airplane near misses, lost toys, reindeer hiccups, loose reins, bad GPS, cloud cover, and stains on red suits.

Happy Holidays!

*An AI tool helped me with this post.*

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