Tuesday, April 23, 2013

National Poetry Month

April is National Poetry Month.

To celebrate, I thought I'd share with you an old poem I wrote back in 2007. I shared it then and will share it here again today:


You must have your cookies on*

Attention winner, you have been approved
but your account needs to be updated.
I looked at your pictures.
They are hot.
I have an inheritance
to invest in your country
but we were unable to process your most recent payment.
Now add this gem to your radar,
realize your manhood's full potential.
All signs show that this one is going to Explode!!
You can use it as a lovely gift;
give me a call;
Our agent will immediately commence
the release.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
*I wrote this from the spam in my email.

3 comments:

  1. I am a king in Nigeria and I need your help....

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  2. I also sometimes find spam inspirational. But at the moment I am in (insert foreign country) where my passport as well as all my money and possibly my identity was stolen while I was waiting for a barrister to deliver the inheritance left me by a relative I didn't know I had who died in a (insert tragic accident details here), so could you send some cash immediately?

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  3. Funny! Thanks for the chuckle!

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