The Weird Question Meme, Part Two
Q. What is your ring size?
A. I don't know.
Q. How often do you wear jewelry?
A. Every day. I always wear a watch and a wedding band. Usually I also have on earrings and a necklace.
| Raisins in gin |
A. If you count gin-soaked raisins, yesterday. If not, then I had a little wine in 2011. Generally I don't drink alcohol.
Q. Any big plans for the summer?
A. Nope. I am teaching a class this summer at the community college.
Q. What is your favorite comfort food?
A. Chocolate. Followed by potato chips.
Q. Do you prefer broccoli or asparagus?
A. Broccoli.
Q. What color are your bedroom walls?
A. Eggshell. Or maybe the bedroom is moonlight and the living room eggshell. It is one or the other.
| One of my "children" |
Q. With whom do you live?
A. My husband, a herd of cows, crickets, stink bugs, deer, coyotes, foxes, and bears. We live on a farm.
Q. Which Star Wars movie is your favorite?
A. The last one. Return of the Jedi.
Q. How about Harry Potter?
A. How about him. He's an all around good guy but Hermione is the real wizard. If you are asking which movie I liked the best, I'd go with the first one. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.
Q. What was the last movie you saw in theaters?
A. The Hobbit.
Q. Did you get the popcorn or candy?
My husband bought a bag of popcorn and a soft drink. I bought a bottle of water.
Q. What is the most romantic text in your inbox?
A. I don't text. Besides, I don't even have anything romantic in my email.
Q. Have you ever played miniature golf on a date?
A. My husband and I play miniature golf on dates when we are at the beach.
Q. What’s a phrase you overuse?
A. "That's interesting." It's my polite way of saying, "What the hell are you talking about?"
Q. Do you always use good grammar?
A. Usually I do in my writing. I speak southern, though. Ain't much good grammar in saying, "Y'all come, we're goin' over yonder, uhwanto?
Q. Do you have an accent or a speech impediment?
A. See above. I have an Appalachian accent.
Q. What did you eat today?
A. So far I have had a glass of tea and a little chocolate.
Q. What do you do at work?
A. I write. I make phone calls. I stare out the window. I research things. I create power points. I make websites. I read.
Q. Do you know the rules to any sports?
A. Yes. I know a little about football, NASCAR, tennis, golf, basketball, etc. How could you not know a little bit about that sort of thing? It is all over the TV.
Q. Do you prefer to watch or play sports?
A. Neither.
Q. What is your favorite kind of hat to wear?
A. I used to wear a big floppy leather hat. Nowadays I seldom wear a hat.
Q. Do you pray?
A. Getting personal, aren't you? But yes.
Q. To whom do you pray?
A. Nobody's business but my own.
Q. What is the closest mountain to your house?
A. Tinker Mountain.
Q. What size engine is in your vehicle?
A. It's a four cylinder.
Q. What do you need to do tomorrow?
A. I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow, and I need to make sure I have everything for class on Wednesday.
These questions are from Sunday Stealing.











