Thursday, September 15, 2016

Thursday 13 #465

Your Offer Ends Today


1. It takes more than a smile

2. We're kicking off a big-time sale

3. But your offer ends today.

4. October ushers in fall

5. All together now!

6. You're traditional with a splash of modern,

7. So don't miss out!

8. We're blowing the final whistle!

9. Your opinion counts,

10. But your offer ends today.

11. A surprise for you

12. Before it's too late

13. But your offer ends today.


*These are all spam/advertisement subject lines in my current email.*

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Thursday Thirteen is played by lots of people; there is a list here if you want to read other Thursday Thirteens and/or play along. I've been playing for a while and this is my 465th time to do a list of 13 on a Thursday. 

12 comments:

  1. Oh, I thought you were going to let us vote at the end and get it over with! That's how the presidential race feels. Tense and urgent.

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    1. If I could have the election over and done with today, I surely would. Tense and urgent are good words to describe it.

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  2. I read it as poetry. You handle spam so well. :)

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  3. I'm only responding to this because time's running out.

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  4. I don't get spam anymore....what happened? lol

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  5. There are A lot of sellers out there desperate to sell you something, RIGHT NOW!! Lol. rlavalette , that is hilarious!

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    1. Indeed. Apparently our tomorrows are all quite limited.

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