Sunday, March 13, 2016

Sunday Stealing: Healthy (HA!)

From Sunday Stealing

Healthy Meme

1. When was the last time you got a nose bleed? A. Sometime in the last month, when I had a bad upper respiratory thing.

2. Do you keep magazines by your toilet? A. No.

3. If you were a waiter/waitress, would you make good tips? A. I would never be a waitress. So no.

4. Have you ever stolen a road sign or traffic barrier? A. No.


5. What are the best kind of Girl Scout cookies? A. None of them.

6. When was the last time you purchased alcohol? A. Years.

7. Do you find it attractive when a guy actually shows his feelings? A. Depends on the feeling. If the feeling is his ding-a-ling sticking out his pants, I don't find that attractive.

8. Are you a fussy eater? A. Somewhat.

9. List everything you ate and drank today: A. Chocolate, tea, eggs, bacon, green beans, cooked cabbage, spinach pie, a 1/4 ham and cheese grinder, and potato chips.

10. How are you sitting? A. On my ass. How else would I sit?

11. Waiting for something? A. That shoe just dropped about an hour ago.


12. Do you like pretzels? A. Yes.

13. Do you wait until you’ve completely finished a certain makeup product before you buy a new one? A. No.

14. Did you wake up before 8:00 a.m. this morning? A. Yes.

15. Have you ever told anyone you were okay when you really weren’t? A. Every day.

16. Do you have reason to cry right now? A. Been cryin' most of the day, so I guess so.

17. How many sodas a week do you have? A. None.

18. Do you shop at Victoria’s Secret? A. F&ck no. I'm fat.

19. Are you into sports? A. F&ck no.

20. Can you easily touch your toes? A. F&ck no.

21. What did the last shoes you wore look like? A. They were white sneakers and they're still on my feet.

22. What do you currently hear? My computer keys and my husband clinking a glass.

23. Have you ever done yoga? A. I've made feeble attempts. Does WiFit count?

24. Do you text a lot? A. Don't text.

25. Do you have a fax machine at home? A. Yes.

26. Do you know anyone who has diabetes? A. I did, they're all dead now.

27. Have you ever had to block anyone online? A. Yes.

28. Are you afraid of thunder and lightning? A. No, I love storms.

29. Are you a shop-a-holic? A. F&ck no. Although I buy a lot of books. But they don't count.

30. Are you healthy? A. I spent the day crying and I'm fat. What do you think?

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9 comments:

  1. I can identify with a lot of your answers. As for knowing anyone diabetic, you probably know hundreds but they're either undiagnosed or they don't mention their diabetes. (You know me—I'm diabetic!)

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  2. Ah....girl, I'm sorry you are having such a rough time of it these days, but am glad a little of your good humor is hanging in there (your answer to #7 nearly made me spit my drink all over my laptop). Saying prayers for things to get better and sending big virtual (((((HUGS))))).

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  3. I'm sorry you've got the weepies. But I hope it will be cathartic and you'll feel better after. And thank you for sharing that buying books doesn't make me a shopaholic.

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  4. Like everyone else, I'm sending you a hug! I bought books this morning, I'm relieved I'm not a shopaholic because of it.

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  5. I love how many of us old ladies answered that we are sitting on our asses :)

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  6. Loved your answer to #7. I never thought of THAT! I'm sorry you are feeling emotional today. Big hugs. Hope it is better soon.

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  7. Hey, Girl friend, sending you some hugs and good wishes for better days ahead. Crying helps you know. It lets off stress. Of course the shit comes back but you do get some relief in the meantime. I'll cry with you.

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  8. oh anita, sorry you are having a bad day...hope everything is ok...hugs to you!

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  9. What a F@cking great post! LOL Sorry you are having a F@ucked up day.

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